I asked for some sick and twisted Valentines Day poems from my friends.  I confess I was unprepared for the literality of their response.  Nevertheless, there were some printable ones.  Following are selected Valentine’s from my friends, and one from me, too.  

• Hell. It’s Valentine’s Day

• My Damn Valentine

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• Love Is Highly Overrated

• Why Take It Out On Cupid?

• My Funny (In the Head) Valentine

• Angry Valentine