Eye On Life Magazine

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- ANTHEM 234 -

Note: It ain’t “Dave” (Reitman: Kevin-Sigourney-Frank-Ben. ..), nor “Bulworth”, even…) - H’H.


As Easy as 2-

3-4, Gangers!   the skywrite

blaised   Come Celebrate

Amer’ca-Spectac-U-Lar… 

slated hoot for yu, yoo, yhue,

 

& nancies’ two, a-                   

shootin’-off-the-works, awatch

to the thousand pointings…

lights, cameras…uh, pod’n me

would you mind…with the backdrop

 

of…thanks (not even

Santa!)  Yes!  On the 4th. day

of the 7th. month

in the noisome nearly-Tri-

spentennial, a day for

 

all sparkillers t’

Sanctify:  Nat’l Grill

An Animal Day

honoring ONE TRILLION for

War (almost the dead, that) weight,

 

criminal bail-out$

(felonslick gains highfed riggs),

oiled shores (SPF-

234), hyperdkids, Grade-A-Prime

budget cuts (all

 

grilled out!), Rip-Rop hounds,   

illness insurance, pizza,

Splenda (sweeter than      

insul’n), lost oxygen,

kitsch, Chinese drywall, Empyre!!…

 

Woodyalong on   

Route 666 ‘cross divide

your land, our land, howl-

and THEIR LAND not made for you

or yu or yoo or me or

 

yhu hailing wall-eyed

Americisms - Sell-Sell-

Sell-Buy-Buy-Buy-Bye…

Foreclosures & more…  Toy Store,

romcoms (sandbox Sandler), O’-

 

besity (coming

to ab domen near to yoo),

Championships (a

sale in every flavor!), sports

bevs (slick colors!), Roundup!, beer…

 

& how to be The

World’s Most Interesting Man?

as minds & bodies

devolve by/for a cast of

a dozen, & riant youu up

 

at The Lake, down on

the farm, the bottom of the

pond…rigged like shadow

budgets’ march to Corpwars, yu

rev’ling into the dinsome

 

shootin’-off-the-woiks’

Amer’ca-Spectac-U-Lar

(weather’ll be fixed) qool!,

like the 6-Pak with a 12-

Pak Activation Window

 

It’s Summertime-Sum-

ertime-Sum-Sum-Summertime

beachplay, clime supine

at the deepend (please shower 

before…) chlorine wash, eyeballs

 

redded like Mirdth’s gobbed

marsh, the hon’moon’s been over

like the Iroquois

nye-agra thunder-water

straits gushing, gushing…gushing

 

‘til Morlde depletes her

blooded golden shower, the

Mother Load shot &

shat…  as Nucular Mtn.

& Coal Crypts cough’n-on the

 

qool, 3D/HD-

30-40 Plasma - rife

peril in the Gulf

whitecola de pecado

en mierda, but deeper

 

water’s horizon…

It’s Summertime-Summertime-

Sum-Sum-‘Sumertime

country-fried American 

Spectac-U-Lar Waterburn-

234 actively

 

made from REAL plastic

toys R US!, chilled-out-grilled-out

Karmaites sparkillers’

immolating shootin’-off

their charcoal-fired woiks, for

 

the Copa! Copa!

as Mirdth Copa Mundial’s…

ToddlersTiaras

LeBron LeBrennan’s

Awards 

Tarball

Ursus Maritimus d’luves,

slick-ery as WD-40+…

 

Apartheid-uber-alles!

 

                   H.e.m.-H’H.

                   6.19.MMx.

                   ST