At Stepford Jewelers
If it snows on Christmas
I’ll get it all for free
Every glittery gem
Gold bangle
Teardrop earring
I’ve maxed out everything I own
On the line for nature’s miracle
Of snow as white
As the pearls I’m holding
If it snows on Christmas
I won’t be that 99 percent
I’ll be occupied
Never wanting for another thing
Finally worth my weight in gold