Sparrows Live Forever
He's a chef today but Raj Patel
was once a swami in another life
and a mongoose twice 
in other lives as well.
All this occurred in Bangalore 
before he came to Chicago,
he tells customers while bringing
cups of foaming Indian tea 
and bowls of mango ice cream 
to tables in his small cafe,
a steamy oasis on this 
freezing Christmas Day.
"Drink up," he says. 
"No charge for tea 
on Christmas Day."
His regulars come to pay 
homage to his chicken curry 
as well as to his revelations 
about the lives he's lived, 
one life after another,
over many centuries.
Every time he dies, Raj says, 
he's swept right back 
in another guise and he'll 
keep coming back, he says,
until he gets life right.
"Every man comes back 
until he gets life right.
There is no other way."
Having been a mongoose twice,
and having killed a cobra,
Raj Patel prays every night
that he'll come back 
the next time as a sparrow
because sparrows always
have enough to eat, he says.
"They fly around, copulate
feed their young and never die, 
as far as I can tell.
Have you ever seen a sparrow 
rotting in the street?
I have not but I'll keep looking."
Raj Patel says he'll believe 
sparrows live forever until 
he finds a fallen sparrow
somewhere in the street.
"Prove me wrong," he says.
"Bring me a fallen sparrow
and you will feast like a sultan
on chicken curry, basmati rice, 
mango ice cream and chai tea, 
everything absolutely free!
McDonald's will never offer 
a deal as good as that!"
