Why I Hate Football
I’ve stood here watching for 20 minutes, Marshall,
and you’ve only been in on special teams.
Each time, I’ve gone crazy
yelling Oh, yeah, Number 24!
Who’s that hot man on the field?
That’s my brother!
Mom rolls her eyes and my spouse
tries to cover my mouth
but I’m not here to cheer for your team—I could care
less how they do if you’re not out there.
Finally, Coach lets you go on offense
and you leave the Lone Peak huddle
like you’ve got a job to do.
The quarterback hands off to you
and you fly
into a 240-pound wall
and fumble the ball.
As you hang your head and trot off the field,
destined not to play another minute for your error
I remember Troy’s senior year,
how he got in the papers every week
and we took for granted
the holes he’d find,
his wheels,
the touchdowns.
But those fragile bones of his…
It took one guy to break my oldest brother and then
Johnny Harlein was the star of the team.
I remember where all this heartache comes from—
There was no fumbling with my father, the quarterback,
as he gave BYU its first winning season,
it’s first Bowl game,
and he made it to the NFL
where he got tendonitis in his throwing arm.
I know, if given the chance,
you’d play it all over again.
And you do. Rewind, slow-mo
again and again and again.
- by Tara Bowen