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Marcia and the Locusts

Marcia was 17 the first time 
thousands of locusts rose 
from the fields of her father's farm 
and filled the air, sounding 
like zithers unable to stop.
Her father was angry 
but Marcia loved the music 
the locusts made. 
She was in high school then 
and chose to make 
locusts the focus 
of her senior paper. 

At the town library 
she learned locusts 
spend 17 years 
deep in the soil, 
feeding on fluids 
from roots of trees 
that make them 
strong enough 
to emerge  
at the proper time
to court and reproduce. 
Courtship requires 
the males to gather 
in a circle and sing until 
the females agree
to make them fathers.

Courtship and mating 
and laying of eggs 
takes almost two months 
and then the locusts fall 
from the air and die.
Marcia remembers 
the iridescent shells 
on the ground shining,
She was always careful 
not to step on them.
She cried when
the rain and the wind 
took them away. 

Now 17 years later Marcia is 34 
and the locusts are back again.  
Her dead father can't hear them
and Marcia no longer loves the music 
the way she did in high school.
Now she stays in the house 
and keeps the windows closed 
and relies on the air-conditioner   
to drown out the locusts.
Marcia has patience, however.
She knows what will happen.
She reads her Bible 
and sucks on lemon drops,
knowing the locusts will die.

In the seventh week,
 the locusts fall from the air
in raindrops, then torrents.
 "It is finished," Marcia says.
She pulls on her father's boots
and goes out in the fields
and stomps on the shells 
covering the ground
but she stomps carefully.

At 34 Marcia's in no hurry.
Before each stomp, 
she names each shell 
Billy, John, Chuck,
Terrence or Lester, 
the names of men 
who have courted her
during the 17 years 
since high school. 
They all made promises 
Marcia loved to hear, 
promises she can recite 
like a favorite prayer.
She made each man happy
as best she could.
They would grunt
like swine the first night,
some of them for many nights. 
But then like locusts 
they would disappear.

-- Donal Mahoney 

“The Wood”

He left on a Wednesday

Half of our lives, the best of mine, suddenly ash

I had carried my anger for some time

I had been settled, ready

 

He had stepped back, hopelessly dreaming

of taking flight among the tree tops, bursting

through the white clouds to climb aboard his Jolly Roger

 

Something snapped

All was divided, bitter and common

The clouds would soon break

Leaving only a soggy and crow-filled wood

 

-- Deanna M. Jessup

Before Dawn

The small room seems deserted

With only a dim night lamp

Waiting for a sleepless mind

A mussy narrow bed

Sheets stained with aching nights

Of a solitary lifestyle

Who would choose this ill-lit room?

Is this a sudden awareness that...

I?

I have tried to live here?

The light bulb pops, softly hisses,

And the room is all darkness

Carefully, I walk away.

 

- ayaz daryl nielsen

Miss Carol's Dumplings

Every month or so
on a Sunday afternoon
I skip the football game
and get in my truck
and drive out from the city
into farm country
to visit Miss Carol
and get my hands
on her plump dumplings.
Biggest I've ever seen.
Best I've ever had,

terrific with her
legs and thighs.
When she lays out
her chicken dinner 
on that white tablecloth
I start drooling before
I even get a hand on it.
A farm girl, she says
she's never met
a man like me
so nuts am I

about her dumplings.
Usually, she says,
men like breast meat,
when it's moist,
and I allow how I
like that as well
but not as much
as her plump dumplings
on a Sunday afternoon
and her pluperfect
legs and thighs.


Donal Mahoney

Butterflies

Sometimes like butterflies,
words land on my ear
and sit there

wings idling till
with straight pins
I attach them

to a page
without disturbing
the dust on their wings.

I watch them and then
name them before
I release them to soar

on a zephyr as if
they were my creation.
What a fool I am.

Donal Mahoney

Two Koreas

Some old wounds
can never be sutured
and email is always

the wrong needle to try.
So is the phone.
Fly to your daughter.

Tell her thirty years later
it's time to end the war
between two Koreas.

You're sorry you didn't attend
the wedding she never had.
It's not her fault she looked

so much like her mother.
That was another war
death would end.

Donal Mahoney

The End Is Near

The streets are clear, 
Gramps admits,
but the intersections 

are a problem.
The intersections
of his knees and hips   

scream about the years 
they've had to tote 
the silo of his torso.

His joyful pastor
every Sunday screams,
"The End is Near!" 

and Gramps agrees 
although he prays 
a diet might delay it.

-- Donal Mahoney

 

America in 4013

Is that lava or simply mud
dripping from the cheeks
of this old woman asking me 
why this library has no books. 
I ask her where she's been 
for the last 2000 years.
Under a rock? In some cave? 
After all, the year is 4013

and now the only book extant   
is the Bible and the only copy 
of the Bible is in Rome where 
a few monks older than she is
sit in catacombs all day 
copying pages of it

onto yellow foolscap, hoping 
to create another Bible
no one will read, as was the case, 
I'm told, when dusty Bibles 
were in almost every home
and computers were a luxury.

But then I soften up because 
I can see this woman was born 
without a cell phone in her ear. 
I tell her if she wants to read 
something wonderful online,
as soon as a computer comes free 

I'll call her even though she has 
no cell phone in her ear.
First, however, she must show 
a number, not a name,
tattooed above her navel,
the only form of identification 
accepted in America in 4013. 

-- Donal Mahoney

Pistons in Her Haunches

It's a 50th anniversary dinner
for Bernie and Blanche at the Elk's Hall.
After dessert Blanche grabs the mike
and primes the crowd by announcing,
"Fifty year's we've been married
and Bernie's never had a sorry day."
Then Bernie grabs the mike and says
"The nights have been wonderful, too.
Despite her orthopedic shoes, Blanche
still has pistons in her haunches."
In fact, after all these years, Bernie has
but one complaint: Blanche never
gets to the point in any conversation.
It's up to Bernie to decipher the code.

Early every morning Blanche and Bernie
sit in their recliners and sip coffee.
Blanche stares into space and then
jots down on a legal pad everything
Bernie must do before their lovely
Victorian house falls down.
Bernie in the meantime reads  
the obituaries with one eye
and watches Blanche with the other
and waits for her head to rear back,
a mule ready to bray a prologue
Chaucer would envy.

Many times Bernie has asked Blanche
to give him the bottom line first.
"Tell me up front what you want me to do
and then fill in the details," he tells her.
But with no bottom line in any conversation,
Blanche makes Bernie feel as though
a python is winding around his chest.
"I know what the python wants,"
Bernie says, "and he'll be quicker."

After 50 years of marriage,
Bernie says meandering by Blanche
in conversation is a small complaint.
He'll never have a sorry day as long as
Blanche has pistons in her haunches
because every now and then,
despite stenosis of the spine,
Bernie likes to bounce off the ceiling.
That bounce, he says, is why
he married Blanche in the first place.

-- Donal Mahoney

Sparrows Live Forever

He's a chef today but Raj Patel
was once a swami in another life
and a mongoose twice
in other lives as well.
All this occurred in Bangalore
before he came to Chicago,
he tells customers while bringing
cups of foaming Indian tea
and bowls of mango ice cream
to tables in his small cafe,
a steamy oasis on this
freezing Christmas Day.
"Drink up," he says.
"No charge for tea
on Christmas Day."

His regulars come to pay
homage to his chicken curry
as well as to his revelations
about the lives he's lived,
one life after another,
over many centuries.
Every time he dies, Raj says,
he's swept right back
in another guise and he'll
keep coming back, he says,
until he gets life right.
"Every man comes back
until he gets life right.
There is no other way."

Having been a mongoose twice,
and having killed a cobra,
Raj Patel prays every night
that he'll come back
the next time as a sparrow
because sparrows always
have enough to eat, he says.
"They fly around, copulate
feed their young and never die,
as far as I can tell.
Have you ever seen a sparrow
rotting in the street?
I have not but I'll keep looking."

Raj Patel says he'll believe
sparrows live forever until
he finds a fallen sparrow
somewhere in the street.
"Prove me wrong," he says.
"Bring me a fallen sparrow
and you will feast like a sultan
on chicken curry, basmati rice,
mango ice cream and chai tea,
everything absolutely free!
McDonald's will never offer
a deal as good as that!"

-- Donal Mahoney

Wrens in the Poplar

There are peeps
from the wren house
high in the poplar
as the sun peeks
over the roses.
Or maybe I'm wrong.

Perhaps I hear altar boys
reciting their prayers
at the foot of the altar
at the start of a Latin Mass
decades ago in a church
silent now for years.

Whether it's peeps
or prayers I'm not certain
until I see the cat
hunkered like a tank
under the poplar, hoping
to receive communion.

-- Donal Mahoney

 

Photo by Carol Bales

Photo by Carol Bales

I am She

The Frenchwoman in lace

The one you dream about

when you glance down at your fat wife’s thighs

bulging out of her grandma panties

then look away.

I am a Blueblood of women.

A Goddess who holds her sisters by the hand

And runs in circles chanting beneath the Full Moon.

I make magic for your wife, so she does not live in poverty

While you lust after me in silence.

 

-- Alexandria Jaquemaine Faithe

Now or After

It's easier for men
these days, Grandpa says,
once they understand
there are two kinds  
of women, not just one
as was the case
when he was young.

Grandpa says today a man
can choose between a woman
who wants to go to dinner first
and one who wants to go after.
When he was young, Grandpa says
a woman's preference regarding dinner,
now or after, wasn't a factor.

Back then, Grandpa says,
women were all the same,
as far as he can recollect.
They required a wedding first.
As Grandma told Grandpa  
many times while they were dating,
oodles of time for dinner after.

-- Donal Mahoney

Us

I think and I become my dreams
tenuous fingers connecting me to you,
sparks of azure
wrapping me in ice
to preserve the idea
of us.
I think and my dreams tantalize,
confident fingers entwine,
fireworks of red and orange
set me on fire
burning away impurities
for us.
My dreams make me think
as I stroke your fingers with mine,
an ocean of aquamarine
floating beneath,
carrying the world
to us.

-- Christopher Hivner 

Left Right Left

The drive from my comfort zone
into the city each morning
forces me to think,
Did I do everything wrong?
Has there been anything
I can claim victory over?
Then I see them
like an army platoon
rolling down every street,
women, young women,
pushing strollers carrying
their child,
some with more in tow
behind them like a train.
They march with tentative steps
as if waiting
for the father to join them,
a glance behind,
downturned eyes,
marching on
left right left right left.
The whine that filled my head
moments before
turns to guilt
that washes the blood from my veins
leaving me dizzy in my own stupidity.
The drive into the city
forces me to think
of where I've been
and where I am.

-- Christopher Hivner  

Not Far From Kabul

Black bug no bigger
than a pepper grain
rules the bathroom floor.
He's on patrol this morning,
possibly a scout sent out  
to determine if predators lurk.

Headed toward my big toe,
he's a slow tank from Afghanistan.
Maybe my toe is his Taliban.
I'm reading the newspaper,
on a cold seat enthroned.

Finally I use my toe to flick him
backward, heels over head.
He lands three inches away,
curls up in a ball
and lies perfectly still.

Maybe he's playing possum
or maybe he's dead.
Suddenly he rolls over,
staggers to his feet
and begins moving again
in a different direction,
away from my toe.
a victim of PTSD.

He heads for the antique
claw-foot tub my wife paid
a thousand for
on a garden club tour.
After a short pause,
he disappears under the tub.

At breakfast I inform my wife
about the infestation of tiny bugs,
species unknown,
that may live in or beneath
our lovely claw-foot tub.
I note they may have come
with the tub, hidden
in its cracks or perhaps
 
in the cuffs of the men
who lugged the tub upstairs,
groaning and sweating,
both of them sporting gray
ponytails and long beards.
I tell my wife they may be
Haight-Ashbury aliens
from Kerouac's time.

I ask her if she thinks
I should call the antique shop
and have them take the tub
and its bugs back  
and demand a full refund.
Silence is her response.

This conversation occurred
more than a week ago.
My wife has been silent since,
a device she has employed for years
when confronted by reason.
She still makes dinner
if cold gnocchi is dinner.
The tub and the bugs
remain upstairs.
Every morning I sit
with the newspaper,
my big toe forever
on silent alert.

-- Donal Mahoney